A downloadable classic horror game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to  last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK,  the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads: 

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!

  • Japanese dubs and English subs
  • Classic style survival-horror gameplay -> tank controls optional
  • 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
  • Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
  • Puzzles of the cryptic kind


"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

•H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

•Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian

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Get this classic horror game and 1 more for $11.98 USD
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Buy Now$9.99 USD or more

In order to download this classic horror game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

garden-variety-body-horror-linux-v1.2.1110.zip 188 MB
Version 18
garden-variety-body-horror-win-v1.2.1010.zip 155 MB
Version 17
garden-variety-body-horror-macos-v1.2.1210.zip 172 MB
Version 17

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