A downloadable classic horror game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to  last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK,  the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads: 

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...


  • Japanese dubs and English subs
  • Classic style survival-horror gameplay -> tank controls optional
  • 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
  • Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
  • Puzzles of the cryptic kind

"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

•H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

•Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian


Get this classic horror game and 1 more for $11.98 USD
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Buy Now$9.99 USD or more

In order to download this classic horror game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

garden-variety-body-horror-linux-v1.2.1110.zip 188 MB
Version 18
garden-variety-body-horror-win-v1.2.1010.zip 155 MB
Version 17
garden-variety-body-horror-macos-v1.2.1210.zip 172 MB
Version 17

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