A downloadable classic horror game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Buy Now$9.99 USD or more

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to  last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK,  the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads: 

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...


  • Japanese dubs and English subs
  • Classic style survival-horror gameplay -> tank controls optional
  • 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
  • Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
  • Puzzles of the cryptic kind

"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

•H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

•Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian


Buy Now$9.99 USD or more

In order to download this classic horror game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

garden-variety-body-horror-linux-v1.2.1110.zip 202 MB
Version 23
garden-variety-body-horror-win-v1.2.1010.zip 160 MB
Version 23
garden-variety-body-horror-macos-v1.2.1210.zip 177 MB
Version 23

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Hey, is this 64-bit for Catalina? I bought the first game a while back but can't load it anymore...

I really love that somebody are doing this type of classic survival-horror games with the old school look and feel and keeping the spirit burning strong! Brings me back to the 90s and my childhood nightmares. Just saw that a followup (episode 2?) was available and I am surely gonna buy it before the 20% sale runs out because we need more of this 1998 in 2018/2019 :)


If it's not too much to ask, Could we get the files to print our own CDs like the first game?

Sure thing!
Unfortunately though it'll have to wait until after Christmas.

Thankyou! Please take your time and have a good Christmas break :)